About six years ago, I made a hideously ugly mock “fan” website about Kato Kaelin called “Can I Get a Witness?”
The page featured several banal quotes from O.J.’s famous houseguest as well as a “Kato vs. Plato” section.
I put it on an ad-laden free-host service and did not place my name or email on the site, and then I pretty much completely forgot about it for several years.
Due to my natural prowess at search-engine optimization, the site became a top-five result for “Kato Kaelin” on just about every major search engine.
A couple of years ago, Ask.com did the above commercial featuring Kato Kaelin, and as you can see, the title of my “Can I Get a Witness?” site played a prominent role as a front-page result for the pseudo-celebrity’s name.
Put that in your 25 random things and smoke it.