About six years ago, I made a hideously ugly mock “fan” website about Kato Kaelin called “Can I Get a Witness?”
The page featured several banal quotes from O.J.’s famous houseguest as well as a “Kato vs. Plato” section.
About six years ago, I made a hideously ugly mock “fan” website about Kato Kaelin called “Can I Get a Witness?”
The page featured several banal quotes from O.J.’s famous houseguest as well as a “Kato vs. Plato” section.

Bush and Cheney are no longer there to help me come up with easy blog posts...or are they?
As much as I’d like to be freezing in Chicago with the literati right now, I’m instead shockingly not freezing in Burlington, where a spring-like, mid-February rain gave me a free winter carwash this afternoon.
Coming up with ideas to post to a non-themed blog is difficult because of the complete lack of “topic fences.” You’d think I could just find something that makes me really angry and write about that. But I don’t know what to be mad about right now. I simply don’t feel significantly peeved about anything in the world. It used to be much easier to come up with stuff to get riled up about because I could just type “George W. Bush” into Google News and instantly feel completely incensed. But now he’s gone, and he’s taken my anger with him.
David Letterman tried to ease his conscience the other night by airing this clip of comedian Bill Hicks that Letterman cut from his show about 15 years ago.